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Drunk, Divorced & Covered in Cat Hair

The True-Life Misadventures of a 30-Something Who Learned to Knit After He Split

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If you've ever been dumped, duped, or three minutes from crazy, you'll love Crazy Aunt Purl. Side-splittingly funny and profoundly moving, Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair is the true-life misadventures of Laurie Perry, aka Crazy Aunt Purl, a slightly neurotic, displaced Southerner trying to create a new life after her husband leaves her to 'get his creativity back.' (Whatever that means.) But will she get her groove back in a tiny rented apartment, with a mountain of boxes, visible panty lines, and a slight wine-and-Cheetos problem?

"I was a thirty-something woman living alone with four cats. I was probably going to be divorced. I was on the short bus to crazy. I pictured my grandmother making hoop-skirted yarn cozies for the toilet paper. I pictured myself making doilies for furniture that I did not own. I saw my cats wearing knitted hats with lace appliqués. From my vantage point, knitting seemed like 100 percent of some road I did not want to walk down."

Yet, surprisingly, it's knitting that saves her and emboldens her to become fully engaged in life again--to discover new friends; to take risks, however scary; and to navigate the ins and outs of the modern dating scene.

"Dating has changed in a decade. Now there is a higher chance of meeting someone who has an internet porn addiction than someone who has a job. In Los Angeles, your dinner companion might have served time in Pelican Bay or run a meth lab. Or, worst of all, he might spend all night talking about his agent, his craft, and what it means to grow as an actor. Then he'll ask you to read his screenplay."

And such is life in this quirky, irreverent memoir, a spin-off of the blog phenomenon, www.crazyauntpurl.com, one of the most successful online diaries in history, exploding to an international fan base of enthusiastic readers. But don't worry, you don't have to knit to love Aunt Purl. You just have to know what it feels like to have loved, to have lost, or to have taken a leap of faith. We've all been there: Pass the wine.

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      August 6, 2007
      Perry, a 33-year-old, Southern-born transplant to L.A., was shocked when her husband announced he was leaving her. Granted, he was more a “safe sedan” than a sports car, but she wasn't ready to be single. Perry started avoiding people for fear of crying in front of them and put on pounds with her divorce diet, 60% wine and 40% jalapeño potato chips and French fries. Fortunately, a friend insisted she try knitting, and Perry got hooked. Knitting not only kept her hands busy but it was reassuring: “No matter what the mistake, you could always go back and make it better.” She discovered a weekly get-together of smart and funny knitters, women who weren't just focused on finding male companionship. Slowly, Perry learned how to live without the marital safety net, enjoy her girlfriends and start dating in the brave new text-messaging, e-mailing world. Women suffering from bumpy divorces will find comfort in the self-deprecating humor and easy knitting patterns that have made Perry's “Crazy Aunt Purl” blog so popular.

    • Booklist

      September 15, 2007
      Is Perrys autobiography about substituting one addiction for another? Or is it about her redemption through a hobby (knitting, in this case) and a rediscovery of self? Wed vote for the latter. It starts when her not-to-be-named-here husband announces he needs to find his creativity and leaves. It continues when friends, yearning to help, suggest that knitting is the new yoga and direct her to a Studio City yarn shop to learn. What happens after that is a whirlwind: Laurie gets her mojo back through a welcoming circle of women and through a short-term relationship with a hardware clerkcumunderwater welder. (Hey, this is Los Angeles!) Postdivorce, her ever-increasing maturity is showcased in printdeveloping and following a personal budget, recognizing that time alone is time well spent, and creating a list of wanted qualities in a mate. All the while she continues to knit, to regain confidence, and to, yes, share with us her nearly one-dozen recipes for accessories. Although no pictures are incorporated, and instructions are all in the narrative format, these knitting patterns feature primarily scarves and hats.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2007, American Library Association.)

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